{"id":7245,"date":"2021-04-07T02:04:45","date_gmt":"2021-04-07T00:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/collectif-accad.fr\/site\/?p=7245"},"modified":"2021-04-01T07:19:36","modified_gmt":"2021-04-01T05:19:36","slug":"militant-contre-la-5g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/collectif-accad.fr\/site\/militant-contre-la-5g\/","title":{"rendered":"Militant contre la 5G"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trop de 5 G !!
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Militant contre la 5 G<\/strong><\/span>, aid\u00e9 par des amis que je surnomme les \u00ab\u00a05 G<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>\u00bb ( J\u00e9r\u00f4me, Jennifer, J\u00e9r\u00e9mie, G\u00e9rard et Gervaise ), et avant la probable obligation du vaccin que j\u2019ai <\/strong><\/span>en horreur, voici un texte succinct que j\u2019ai <\/strong><\/span>compos\u00e9, assis sur le coussin que J\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>sus, mon fils virtuel, m\u2019a offert. J\u2019aurais pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9, comme cadeau, 5 j\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>roboams\u2026 Mais tant pis\u00a0! Merci quand m\u00eame, petit poussin que j\u2019ai<\/span><\/strong>me\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Stoppons ces assassins que j\u2019e<\/strong><\/span>x\u00e8cre\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!<\/strong><\/span> Oui aux abeilles et aux essaims que j\u2019e<\/span><\/strong>stime \u00e9cologiquement\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!! <\/strong><\/span>Oui au clavecin que j\u2019\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>coute tendrement\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>Oui aux marcassins que j\u2019e<\/strong><\/span>xhorte \u00e0 prolif\u00e9rer\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!<\/strong> <\/span>Oui au respect des oursins que j\u2019\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>vite de manger\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>Oui aux satiriques dessins que j\u2019e<\/span><\/strong>xamine dans mes journaux favoris ( Charlie, Canard, Sin\u00e9 \u2026 )\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>Et non aux tocsins que j\u2019\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>gr\u00e8ne dans les mots de Macron\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>Et honte aux m\u00e9decins que j\u2019\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>gratigne dans leur non-respect de l\u2019E. H. S.\u00a0!!!<\/p>\n

Plut\u00f4t que 5 j\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>r\u00e9miades ou 5 g\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>missements des \u00ab\u00a0tout num\u00e9rique\u00a0\u00bb, voici 5 g\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>nuflexions pour c\u00e9l\u00e9brer les, plus ou moins, 555555 g\u00ea<\/strong><\/span>neurs qui s\u2019opposent, m\u00eame parmi les messins que j\u2019\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>paule volontiers, aux 5 g\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>nocides annonc\u00e9s.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!<\/span>\u00a0\u00bb <\/strong>\u00e9crit sur mes mocassins que j\u2019ai<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>d\u00e9cor\u00e9s\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!<\/span>\u00a0\u00bb <\/strong>brod\u00e9 sur le traversin que j\u2019\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>crase chaque soir\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!\u00a0<\/span>\u00bb <\/strong>recopi\u00e9 sur la bouteille d\u2019huile de ricin que j\u2019e<\/strong>xige pour ma chevelure\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!\u00a0<\/span>\u00bb <\/strong>imprim\u00e9 sur le tee-shirt des fantassins que j\u2019ai<\/strong> <\/span>suivis dans les manifs anti-Linky\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0 Non \u00e0 la 5 G\u00a0!!!\u00a0<\/span>\u00bb<\/strong> trac\u00e9 sur les pancartes de la r\u00e9gion du Vexin, que j\u2019\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>cume r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Aux 5 g\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>ants promoteurs de la 5 G<\/strong><\/span>, je fais une grimace de capucin. Queue g\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>niale, ce petit singe\u00a0! Mais un regard porcin que j\u2019e<\/strong><\/span>xcuse. Cinq g\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>raniums pour fleurir ce petit texte\u00a0? Et courage aux 5 g\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>rontologues qui me soigneront\u2026<\/p>\n

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Sign\u00e9 Pascal Dieux . Ceci est un \u00ab\u00a0texte \u00e0 mots cach\u00e9s\u00a0\u00bb dont le contenu d\u00e9pend grandement des mots qui permettent ces homophonies\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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