{"id":11873,"date":"2024-04-13T02:57:56","date_gmt":"2024-04-13T00:57:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/collectif-accad.fr\/site\/?p=11873"},"modified":"2024-04-11T14:59:35","modified_gmt":"2024-04-11T12:59:35","slug":"comprendre-les-robots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/collectif-accad.fr\/site\/comprendre-les-robots\/","title":{"rendered":"Comprendre les robots"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Un message de \u00ab\u00a0g\u00e9n\u00e9ration Ondes\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Vous refusez l\u2019univers des liens pix\u00e9lis\u00e9s, dites \u00ab\u00a0RINGARD\u00a0\u00bb.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Appuyez sur la touche 1.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Vous ne comprenez rien \u00e0 la novlangue, dites \u00ab\u00a0MALADE\u00a0\u00bb.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Appuyez sur la touche 2.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Vous ne voulez pas d\u2019une vie tout-num\u00e9rique, dites \u00ab\u00a0PARIA\u00a0\u00bb.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Appuyer sur la touche 3.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Vous souhaitez quitter l\u2019\u00e9tat d\u2019alerter permanent, dites \u00ab\u00a0AMISH\u00a0\u00bb.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Appuyez sur la touche 4.
\nPour toute autre demande, appuyez sur la touche 5.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En cas d\u2019erreur, appuyez sur le touche \u00ab\u00a0\u00e9toile\u00a0\u00bb.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pour confirmer, appuyer sur la touche \u00ab\u00a0di\u00e8se\u00a0\u00bb.
\nVotre attente est estim\u00e9e \u00e0 quinze minutes.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Toutes nos lignes sont occup\u00e9es.
\nVeuillez rappeler ult\u00e9rieurement.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je ne peux plus supporter ce monde de technozombies.
\nJe voudrais sauvegarder sur une cl\u00e9 ce qui reste d\u2019humanit\u00e9.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


\nNous n\u2019avons pas compris votre demande.
\nCr\u00e9ez votre espace personnel.
\nLe mot de passe est erron\u00e9.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Avez-vous oubli\u00e9 votre mot de passe\u00a0?<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Voulez-vous r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer votre mot de passe\u00a0?<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je voudrais juste sortir de l\u2019abrutissement num\u00e9rique<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pour ne pas devenir un cr\u00e9tin digital.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Cr\u00e9ez votre Espace Sant\u00e9.
\nMot de passe. Code de v\u00e9rification. Code d\u2019authentification.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Votre code d\u2019acc\u00e8s n\u2019est plus valable.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je ne veux pas qu\u2019on prenne ma vie en main<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et je souhaiterais dresser un plan d\u2019\u00e9vasion pour me r\u00e9inventer.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Nous n\u2019avons pas compris votre demande.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Avez-vous besoin d\u2019aide\u00a0?<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Attention, il ne vous reste plus qu\u2019un dernier essai.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Si vous quittez cette page, vous risquez de perdre toutes vos donn\u00e9es.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Voulez-vous autoriser\/bloquer la notification\u00a0?<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Veuillez confirmer que vous n\u2019\u00eates pas un robot.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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